For me, a first date no-no is:

speaking.

What I would bring to show and tell:

a talking ape.

A story you should remind me to tell you on our first date:

I should be listening.

I secretly want to be:

happy.

I want to be with someone who wants to be:

free.

An infatuation of mine:

justice.

If I won the lottery and quit my job, I would:

help communities become ecologically self-sufficient.

One thing my mother would want you to know about me:

I have had no success with alcohol.

I want to come home to:

love.