An awesome place I've visited:

Monaco

The movie I've watched the most times:

probably Wet Hot American Summer

My life history in 5 sentences or fewer:

Boy gets lots of ideas. Not content to have his ideas stay ideas, boy begins to write. Not content to have his ideas stay writings, boy begins to direct, which, along the way, leads him to learn how to shoot, edit, produce, animate and numerous other unanticipated skills and abilities that he never expected to have or need. Now the boy is a man of many hats - but always a writer at heart. (How many sentences was that?)

My first concert / My dream concert:

Beck in 7th grade... The "two turn tables and a microphone" tour. I also happen to think this is an at least somewhat respectable answer.

For me, a first date no-no is:

any and all possible usage of the term "no-no."

I secretly want to be:

Andre 3000